This is a show.

...has only just begun. Not that you'd know it from this show. Dedicated to Andy Gill (1 January 1956 – 1 February 2020) and Ivan Král (May 12, 1948 – February 2, 2020).

...but, look, I don't necessarily want comedians to friggin' die for it to happen, okay? Sigh. Dedicated to Jack Burns (November 15, 1933 – January 26, 2020).

In fondest memory of Terry Jones (February 1, 1942 - January 21, 2020).

And don't read this either.

Dedicated to Buck Henry (December 9, 1930 – January 8, 2020) and David Bowie (January 8, 1947 – January 10, 2016), one of whom just died, the other of whom is still dead. You figure it out.

..means my vision is in my, um, never mind...? Here's to Neil Innes, Dave Riley and Norma Tanega. Vaughan Oliver, too, though I don't know if I can play any 4AD sleeves tonight. But what the hell, could be worth a try. New decade and all.

A very special Christmas show. For the first hour, anyway. After which it's not f***ing Christmas anymore. So deal.

...but I'm just gathering ammo and gathering reinforcements for the forthcoming War on Boxing Day. Or something.

Bland on bland? Maybe. Such are the ways of this program. Allow me to drape your ears in beige.

What the hell are you looking down here for? I said I got nothing!

...for a show as hard to digest as an okra casserole and as fit to put you sleep as an overdose of tryptophan. Burp.

Six hundred and second time's a charm, I should hope...

Eh.

Featuring... um... same crap as usual. Sorry for the caps and the superfluous exclamation points. I get riled up sometimes.

A WOW & FLUTTER Special Edition! On the night when the thin nylon pop filter between live air and dead air is at its thinnest, our insipid host is visited by his long-missing mentor (and his personal assistant), whereupon strange things start happening to the broadcast signal, a thick shroud of disquiet settles over the studio, and a bunch of his indulgent friends have to make the best of the script he wrote for the occasion. Written and directed by William Ham, featuring Bill Honl, Daric Moore, Jessamyn Grace, Karri Gallaugher, Lori Wilson Honl and Sheila Shaffer. (Plus a fairly predictable set of Halloween-ish musical selections.) As originally broadcast on October 28, 2015.

Eh. Just a show. That's all it is.

What-the-coitus-ever,