Here are a few recent fan emails.
Dear Turntable For One. Will you keep it down? I’m trying to sleep. (That guy is a regular.)
Dear Turntable For One - Help. I forget how to turn off my radio. Signed, Desperate on Saturday Night. (I wasn't able to help her.)
Dear H. William Stine. I keep asking Alexa to play quietly and she keeps saying she doesn’t know that one.
Sense a pattern here? I did. If it's quiet they want, it's quiet they got this week.